Let’s just fingerpaint already.

Posted: September 5th, 2009 | Author: | Filed under: Apps | Tags: , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | No Comments »

Paint programs.  They’re as old as graphical computers themselves, and one of my all-time loves.  As a formerly aspiring artist (ages 1-18,)  I spent much of my youth perfecting my paint program techniques through various interfaces:  joysticks, mice, trackballs, tablets, whatever I could get my hands on, really. Yet as I write this, I only now realize that I’ve never used a light pen. Damn, you know, I’d really like to.

Anyway, I’ve drawn on computers for a long long time in an amateur/enthusiast’s capacity, and I’ve left tracks all over this silly Internet thing. Some really vile tracks, quite intentionally vile, might I add.

See, for some reason I went through a phase where I’d draw grotesque and bizarre scenes in MS Paint on my friends’ computers, and make those pictures their wallpaper. Giant green phalluses…exploding toilets….people being run over by steamrollers…basically stupid shit to get a laugh.

Well, I turned into a junkie for those laughs. At one point, I was making daily ventures to nearby Best Buy and Circuit City shops specifically to draw fucked up pictures on display computers and make them the background for all the shoppers to see and laugh at. I’m weird, I know…but I loved breaking up the staid chain store setups with phantasmagoric and ridiculous imagery. I kept those at a Saturday morning cartoon level of sex and violence, never including anything morally offensive. Ridiculous and inappropriate? Yes…Child-scarring? No.

Like most things, it got boring. So I decided I just wanted to do serious art stuff and lost interest in getting anonymous laughter from shoppers and retail store employees.

That was a long time ago…and now that I’ve clung pretty tightly to my Wacom tablet or good old fashioned physical media like paint/ink/canvas/cardboard/paper, I have completely let the opportunity to draw on a touchscreen phone fall by the wayside. So today, I got Picasso by French developers Tiki Move, a €1.99 “fingerpainting” app in the Android Market and gave it a good, thorough testing while waiting in the airport this evening.

First impression: Fun, but not magical. The app launches directly to a blank canvas and for some reason your default brush color is magenta. I have no idea why…this is probably one of those things the devs didn’t even notice, but most paint programs (and I’m speaking from vast experience here) default to a black. Shit, even the paint program I had on my IBM 286 with only CGA depth didn’t default to magenta, and its colors were only CMYK.

As far as paint programs go, it’s pretty bare bones, You’ve got a few brush options (Pencil/Line, size, fill/blur/hardline, emboss,) a few shape options (circle, rectangle, filled/unfilled,) Flood fill, and one effect called “vortex” which swirls the image with Coriolisness.

You can save your pictures to the SD card as .png files or export them as .jpgs via email/gmail/messaging/picasa/pixelpipe (or other similar exporter) or you can take a screen snapshot.

While playing with the app, pretty much everything bad happened straight out of the gate. I spent a long time drawing and went for a screenshot first. It crashed the app and I lost my drawing. Then I did another one and sent it out via POP3 mail. It never arrived…the same happened with Gmail. I didn’t try Picasa or Pixelpipe because I was sick of redrawing pictures, so I just saved my next file to the SD card. That was the only one that worked.

I mounted my SD card on my computer and found the images that never sent, so they were saved, but the first one that crashed can never be recovered. Too bad, because it was quite a little stunner if I do say so myself.

a test of vortex effect, saved as a PNG

a test of vortex effect, saved as a PNG

This image is pretty boring, but I was frustrated at this point from the lost images, so I just splattered it up and tapped all over it with “vortex.” It actually kind of reminds me of Eric Carle tissue paper painting, an artist who will forever remind me of my little brother Hubert. Hubert was one of those rare children who at a very young age decided he had a favorite artist before he’d decided he had a favorite television celebrity…his choice was, of course, Eric Carle.

But I’m rambling. This is an app review, after all.

Exploiting the default magenta brush.

Exploiting the default magenta brush.


The black in this picture is pencil with “blur” turned on. The hard lines are just the standard non-blurry pencil. The rule? Keep it simple, keep it big, and layer the shit out of it. You really get the feel for your limited space and limited gestural accuracy with this app. There is quite a bit of latency in drawing, and I find myself pushing a bit too hard on the screen.

whee.  I love macrame and yogurt!

whee. I love macrame and yogurt!

The petals were shaped with pencil with “fill” turned on. This creates free-form op art style shapes when you move your finger around. It’s kind of a nifty feature, especially when you add the “emboss” feature, which makes the shapes look vaguely three dimensional. That feature is used all over this picture.

What do I think in the end? It’s not all that bad. Totally fun to play with and would absolutely be worth the €1.99 if the file export issues get fixed promptly. After all, you don’t want to lose your precious creations just because you had the hauteur to want to show them to people.

Oh…also, you can set your drawings as your home screen wallpaper, so my picture of a vomiting mailbox can proudly be shown off (to be added later.)


Android Market is only worth ONE million dollars?!?

Posted: September 2nd, 2009 | Author: | Filed under: Android, Lifestyle | Tags: , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | 2 Comments »

Sure enough, after all the fuss thrown up over the state of the Android Market, it turns out that we could track sales all along, and Jtribe released a free app in the second week of August simply “Android Market Stats” that attempts to chart the progress of Android’s ecosystem, and in doing so, lends credence to the notion that the Android Market is pathetic.

We’ve been collecting data on the Android Market for the past 8 months and publishing it on androidstats.com. We have been able to watch the Android Market grow to it’s current size of just over 7000 apps and almost 3000 publishers, recording every movement made within the market…Considering all this, along with app price and days on sale within the market, we have been able to determine the monthly revenue from the (US only) Android Market to be closer to $1M USD.

Well…that’s even less than was predicted a couple of weeks ago.

But let’s not feel sad. The good news is that we don’t have to guess any more, we can use Jtribe’s statistics, which are gathered completely independently of Google. We may not be as prosperous as the iTunes app store yet, but at least we can revel in our open data.

Jtribe’s app lets you check the week’s biggest movers, check price changes that took place the previous day, or browse the market as you normally would.

It lets you filter the apps according to which ones are for pay and which ones are free, or you can check out all of them at once. You get a clear picture of who’s hot, and how much they’re making if they’re charging. In today’s top overall rankings, there’s actually only one paid app, a game called Brain Twister by The Game Boss, which was bought 150 times today.

UPDATE: I misunderstood what the numbers next to each app stood for.  As Chris from Froogloid informed me (see below)  these numbers do not correspond to number of times downloaded (which I thought seemed really really low)  but instead, are numerical rankings.  I have altered my post accordingly.  Thanks Chris, keep up the great work!

As someone remarked on the Techcrunch article I linked to the other day, Android is not a gaming platform*…and the Android Market Stats app shows it clearly. Today’s most popular game, CowPotato 3D by Froogloid (the guys who made the Keyring rewards card app) was downloaded 304 times, then SuperYatzy-free edition by Tommy Pedersen was the second most downloaded with 162.

Android Market Stats app by jtribe

Android Market Stats app by jtribe

All the data in the app is also available on Androidstats.com, where you can do the same comparison of free and paid apps.

Hopefully, the guys at Jtribe will get my pingback and let us know a little bit more about their methodology.

It’s a rather dull app, unless you’re a stats fan (which I am), so having the ability to track the Android Market’s progress is very exciting to me.

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